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153 views 11 upvotes Made by Fak_u_lol 2 years ago in IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS
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[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
Hey, I noticed you reversed the bans issued to BritishMormon. British has been banned for multiple violations of stream rules and Imgflip TOS, so please don’t unban him, thanks.
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Hey I asked nicely for you to not unban British, if you keep unbanning him, I will remove your mod. There will not be any more warnings.
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Understood.
1 up, 2y
If you unbanned British, you need to reverse it.

I may not be a mod of the stream, and I'm not speaking for any of the community mods, but you're gonna lose mod.
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y
Dumb, this is pretty much sloth lvl belligerence
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Alternate timeline: *USSR invades America through Cuba*

“America you should just give up Florida and the whole East Coast. A lot of Cubans lived there anyway. See, and they even voted unanimously in a referendum last week to be Soviet. Why are you standing in the way of peace?”
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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*insert Novorossiya-style justification that Florida is Cuban land because of the Spanish Empire*
2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
While we’re at it: “Alaska must be returned to Russia”

https://www.russia-briefing.com/news/alaska-must-be-returned-to-russia-political-scientist.html/
4 ups, 2y
Seller's remorse
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
There's also a popular conspiracy theory in Russia that the ship carrying the gold to pay for Alaska was sunk in the Baltic Sea on its way to St. Petersburg and thus Alaska was never paid for and the purchase was illegitimate.
In reality, the purchase was made by a check, so the Russian tsar just got the funds via bank transfer, no boatloads of gold required. Also the money in question was spent on railroad projects.
2 ups, 2y
Alaska was tremendously far away and undeveloped, “Siberia’s Siberia.” Also at the time, the Russian Empire viewed the British Empire as the bigger competitor and threat. Selling Alaska to the Americans, Russia killed two birds with one stone — blocking British expansion from Canada into Alaska and perhaps one day Siberia, and raising money for domestic projects like the railways you mentioned.

It was actually a good sale at the time, and it was all part of the Great Game of 19th century imperialism. Russia was no babe in the woods in that game. It knew exactly what it was doing, and oh yeah, Russian treatment of the Alaska natives was also horrible as you might expect. (Not mentioned in that silly paid Kremlin article I linked, of course.)

These days, Alaska is tremendously valuable, but in those days, it was just another huge chunk of land that Russia didn’t need and likely couldn’t have held onto. If Russia had not sold Alaska, then it is certainly possible it would have been annexed by the British or the Americans or the Japanese(!) but by force.
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3 ups, 2y
*Fixed it for you.
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