Well, oh smart one directing the thread... this is the just of the "blathering" in response to your own academic splendor, of which is assuredly likely to go over your cranium, so will spell it out for all whom read this to follow:
Whoa there...
(if anyone looks earlier in the thread, it appears someone was informing all not to forget, so just chiming in as necessary to help you out:)
Hannukah:
1) Manna from Heaven in the form of Bread, via oil lasting longer than expected, as a light source.
Kwanzaa:
2) A construct of ancient 1966
New Years:
3) New Years, which currently is Gregorian Calendar, yet at the beginning of the USA was the Julian Calendar, so March 15th, rather than January 1st. (Please see Shakespearean play Julius Ceasar.)
Thanksgiving:
4) Thanksgiving... a construct of Honest Abe Lincoln, in an attempt to shine the limelight upon
the well Northern 1620 Mayflower expedition of Puritans, to take the Stage Spotlight off of Southern decade and a half earlier 1607 Jamestown Virginia.
(Was that a state motto that Abe's Assassin uttered?)
Halloween:
5) All Saints Day.... errrr "All Saints Day Eve" (Halloween is the Eve of All Saints Day, or Dias De Los Muertas, and would not exist otherwise See origins in Ichabod Crane, &/or Tell/Tale Heart)
...here these recalled souls of Edgar Alan Poe are remembered, precisely since someone forgot, err, just learned.
Uhhhh, the "blathering" as your brilliance labels and asserts, is accepted factual history.
Just so anyone "don't forget."