y'know what else is a number?
*gives friend random number*
Friend: *Dials number*
5 months later
Friend: Thank you so much, I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NOW :D
Me: Confused because i gave him the suicide prevention hotline number..
Well since we’re all made of matter that is as old (maybe even older than the universe) and matter can’t be created or destroyed, we are all technically the same age, just smaller and bigger