Try me.

The true snowkip

That is adorable

Thank you.

He took about 1 and a half hours to craft. The head and tail fins I cut from a puddle of ice.

Snowkip

Indeed.

Well done

Thanks.

Checkmate

I also don't know how to play chess so....

Who says that thick fat isn't his hidden ability?

Then it will take two attacks instead of one

I don't think you have played a lot of pokemon if you think that you are two hit KOing a pokemon without a super effective move or them having particularly bad defensive stats.

Well it's technically not a water type. It's snow...

I'm aware. Thick fat would cancel the fire weakness.

Fine. Since thick fat only applies to Fire and Ice type moves...I USE WATER!!

That will be neutral as well.

Buts it's snow

Water is not super effective against ice. As a side note, the fins are both made of ice.

My sink says other wise

Your sink uses scald.

Cold water says otherwise

Also I've played 4 different Pokémon games and I have one hit KOed a Pokémon without a super effective move. It's called overleveling

Well, that would work.