Ye Olde Announcements

Actually, New Virginia for New York since MSMG City is a mix of NYC and DC

Mix of Detroit and Missouri

Detouri

Sounds like Italian food

true

Mix of Ohio, Florida, Alabama, Texas and New Mexico

Too far away and too many to integrate into one thing

Matrix (Arsenal map) + Los Pollos Theymanos

+ Texas ig

something about ohio and california

Calehio

California + Texas = Alaska

If alaska and texas were merged in terms of land and population:

A ton of land

Basically nobody because they fuсking killed each other

There you go, that's Alaska.

We need a Texas parody

Replace the whole state with the Mega Gas Station Buc-ees

yess and some where up noth with hella ikeas

*north

Inside the Buc-ees we should populate it with the most stereotypical texas shit known to man

Western Villages made out of aisles and other stuff, Cowboy Hats as fashion, and ofc horses everywhere

YES. Like there would be texas sized everything. There are like lots of horse girls walking around talking abt equestrian crap and looking at the saddles or smth

We will turn Texas into the Western version of the Infinite Ikea

The Prolonging Buc-ees

With like really southern furniture. like couches in the front yard or smth

We will turn Texas into the Texan Infinite Ikea

I live in New Graysley

I'll redesign it and make the northern half an extension of MSMG City and the southern half a cloudy abyss

a place in the south for the florida mans

Floridio

YES. A florida texas ohio monstrosity