roast me, i can take a lot of beating without getting offended so go all out :)

if i could see your face it would make me all all the blind kid i know cry

*insert generic roast here*

Yo you are the type of person to ask Alexa “how do wheels work?”

your brain and a avocado are alike in their smoothness.

yeah, my head is smoother than the roads in Austria, and, whatever other country has really good quality roads with zero potholes or random bumos

bumps*

im guessing that you where to much of a pussy to show a picture of your face because you were afraid they would tell you the truth about how ugly it is

{bro so true}

unlike most people, i actually ain't afraid to say i'm ugly, so you're actually speaking the truth :)

like fr, if my head was the size of the earth, my forehead would be a mountain range that makes the entire himalayas look like a small hillside

HAHAHAHA

You’d google the rhythm of a song to try and find it

i'd do tbh

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you*Whale vocalization you're gay have a small cock no parents no bitches no money mega l bozo no cars no life no job you're adopted no friends your bedroom is the most isolated place in the multiverse*We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)

That roast took all the characters to do

Common: you
Rare: girls that like you
Legendary: Whyd you add an extra E in your name?

i calculated it, there are exactly zero girls in the current known universe that like me
and honestly i don't need girls anyway, so whatever
as for the legendary, it was a typo, maybe

If a blind kid ever faced your direction he would die immediately due to how ugly you are.

facts 👍

If you were a car you would ask the driver how to move

You're head's so hallow, birds can make a nest in it.

true tbh
after all, my brain >is< smaller than planck length, litralky the smallest measurable distance

even deaf kids can hear you

Zenithspeed.

Hey look msmg I found the first guy who failed NNN this year

in fact, i didn't actually care about it when it started; i did slow down a bit, but yeah, you're technically right lmao

Lol

no

You kill wolves in Minecraft for xp

i don't actually
i literally only play on creative mode (so XP is useless for me), reason as to why is because i mostly MC to chill out after stressful days, and i don't want random mobs and crap ruining my day even further

Go breathe some air because you're touching grass too much

wdym, i barely even touch grass

my... point... exactly

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shrek thought he was an ugly mistake
Until he spotted you!

<no offense

i've seen this one but nice!

Senn where?

it was on this same rareinsults stream somewhere, idk exactly tho

also yes i am a mistake

You're built like a generic image

lol yes