Its true...

The government

They need a warrant from the judicial guys

Side note: Don't threaten Santa

tooth fairy

Yeah it can just fly in to your house like a bug

That's what the fly swatter is for

true

The Easter Bunny goes in people's backyards

We let The Easter Bunny go right into the Living Room

one year hes just gonna shit all over your floor

I upvoted this meme because dulingo told me to.

Wait you aren't Santa

oh

oh my nope
i'm leaving

nooooo!!!!!!

killoulingo is coming

*shivering my timbers*

The FBI broke into my house. So can I prosecute?

and the FBI, tooth fairy, easter bunny

I'm 'boutta ruin some kids' childhoods. >:]

stfu furry

roasted that guy on the grill, you did (reply to this with Star wars Yoda)

What if a thief dresses up as Santa, how do you know if it's the real one or not?

Shoot them. If they die, they are fake

If you see them, they’re fake

-breaks into house-
-eats any treats on tables-
-shoves random objects under a tree-
-leaves-

the thing is hes not real

nO rEAlly? mY cHIldHood iS rUINed~

one time i got milk for Christmas

dAD?

DADDYS BACC

hello you pedestrian

that's me right now

lol

i know