Obviously I’m just kidding here

Same, I can't afford to buy presents with my crappy allowance

wait, you get an allowance?

idk
i had to wait 16 years just to get $15 a fortnight
and thats with a job
oh yeah and they expect me to pay for everything now with said money (they take most of the money from me)

oh well sucks for them.... (i dont have money)

"maybe you should've paid me more for chores then"

People: Will you bring peace?
Stalin:

Stalin: ho ho ho, N O.

but why do you offend me I didn't do anything?

what kind of problems do you have? Do you hate communists? And first of all shut up you

Please do not argue on my images

Commies are bad and aren’t human

And oh well but it was a joke god you have to take it for stupidity

look you're playing the disgusting child that you only know how to offend and that's why everyone hates you

you don't even know what communism is and who the Kaiser was in my opinion so don't write stupid things

Okay Ima be real honest, This whole fight is legit so CHILDISH. Like Bruhhhh Deutsches shoulda taken it as a joke yes but Porcodio you should have just ignored it cuz we all know that swearing doesn't make you cool or whatever. Porcodio, you should avoid replying to such comments ngl

and deutsches, well u have this mindset that everyone will think you're cool if you swear, buddy please! Grow up yall

What a child you're just a real man doesn't write swearwords to make himself cool

But tell me was your family there when you were born?

be a real man and don't write bad words to be cool

Please do not argue on my images.

Ok

yes. I need to spend my entire life alone for true happiness

That sucks

I would

https://instantostrich.com/

lmao

Well you gotta keep it a surprise there...

Man I am to poor leave me alone :(

I better get this chick Fil a job

Either im lazy, or i dont want to spend money.
one of the 2.

both for me lol

My sister be like

You don't need to give anything away, Santa Claus does that for free.

hmm

If only giving points during Xmas was okay,

Bruh if giving points on here was a thing y’all would constantly be begging me and who am i for some 💀

i am using this template next time i see a sexbot

They ask for the most random things

Relatable