Ye Olde Announcements

Our hearts keep beating. Dead people don’t have beating hearts.

But
What if, and hear me out here

They did

Your body produces heat until you die, which cuts off circulation making your body cold, thus also making you cold-hearted.
So this actually means that you will inevitably be a bad person, even after death

Lol

there's also no way to know if the devil steals everything in your house while you're sleeping and is forced to replace them all with an exact replica by the time you wake up

night vision camera

True
But what if devil can change camera evidence

reverse it

Lol

Buddhism in a nutshell

If you sleep, you’re basically time traveling to the moment you wake up, but if you die, you create a paradox and end your own life 😮

Sleep is just death but with ads

Yeah. Sometimes they are interactive but in other cases they straight-up annoy you if you try to do anything

The ads are weird

Last time I got this ad for some kind of movie where a group of women are killed by a disembodied hand that rubbed a piece of stone with unknown green crystals in it against the door, and a group of men try to prevent it

Yeah, and my advertisment just straight up showed Master Chef smoking a big joint with explosions happening all over the place and then some guy comes up to me and tries to compare the chef to the Doom slayer from Doom. Fever dream fr 💀

One time we were climbing a climbing gauntlet thing and I fell and for a second I saw a flash of white and could feel my neck crack all the way back

The white stayed for a bit before I was on the floor okay

It took me days to shake it off and to this day I think I might have died there and I loaded a checkpoint ir something

You died but God said "No"

Too good for hell
Too bad for heaven
Forced to remain on this earth for all eternity like the TF2 mercs