TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

I killed him

Bru-

Stage 4 Cancer:

find a cure for cancer

bring him back

I ate technoblade

Bacon.

I-

Bacon with cancer.

It tastes like fire

bow down before your king, peasant.

ask your questions, subject.

Subject 💀

are you cancer

I ate his cancer too.

did u get it

Crab.

rave.

bacon

yum

I don't know how to respond to this, I am feeling a lot of emotions right now. I am both laughing hysterically at this and wanting to punch you. I am speechless.

no

yes

Can I repost this on the dark humor stream

*coffin dance intensifies*

Insert my grandma

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🗿🗿🗿🗿💀

Based

Bruh