I don't always proclaim that I was the top half of my class. When I was 76th out of 85

They did finally advance him after two years in the 3rd grade. Turns out the desks were too small, but he did go on to carry a 1.9 GPA though college.
And it is a well known fact that people get much smarter after the onset of senility.

I’m not sure when he started plagiarizing. Was that in college, or third grade?

Nah, they won't need changing anymore when they start voting democrat.