Sonic Boom Knuckles gives you life advice

If you rob a bank whether you are successful or not you won't have to worry about bills, food, or a home for a few years

Just steal an empty house, if you get caugh you will have a house in the prison anyway.

^^Big beluga whale brain

Makes sense to me.

Prison is your new home

what

fun fact: there is a web game called hobo where you play a fighting game as a homeless person and it ends with him finding a home in prison

Homeless man intesifies*

pretty sure some guy in florida did this exact thing but for medical care

Wow

he robbed a store for 1 dollar to be taken by the police

death penalty lol

Here I come rougher that the rest of them

So true