Babylon Bee: Republican Party Narrowly Staves off Red Wave

A face even its mother would want to punch

Term limits already!

https://babylonbee.com/news/republican-party-staves-off-red-wave

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Amid record discontent around the economy, inflation, and education, the Republican Party has narrowly managed to stave off what many thought would be a record-breaking red wave.

"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."...

DID YOU EVER HIT THAT NAIL RIGHT ON THE FRIGGIN' HEAD-SKI!

It's time for the turtle to go.