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Uncle Sam Meme | YOU’RE SO UGLY THAT THEY FAKED A WHOLE VIRUS; JUST TO GET YOU TO WEAR A MASK 
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747 views 42 upvotes Made by anonymous 2 years ago in rareinsults
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1 up, 2y,
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why am I the first one to upvote this comment,
great comment my guy
0 ups, 2y
Right? Thanks. I laughed out loud when it came to me
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Jokes on you! You’re looking at a mirror.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dies
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bro i didnt do it
im some random ass idiot
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That insult is ass.
You're such a disgrace that your imaginary friends and family left you when you were born.
Now you've been in a foster home for 9 years, and still waiting.
Try that.
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Ok, At least I have the brain to create imaginary ones
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At least my brain is bigger than a dust particle.
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Opposite day is January 25th
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and today is november 9th.
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AKA NNN
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yes no nut november.
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i have something that i've been meaning to tell you guys for a while: i drink my own cum. it started out as a joke, but then it became more intense. i would be craving my sweet juices during school, at boy scouts, even during meals. as of july, i milk myself 8 times a day, just so i can feast on my own semen. I've been seeing a therapist about this for a good few months now (it started in may of this year and has only increased in frequency since). the doctors say that if i don't stop eating my cum, (or at least try to) I'll end up going blind, so i've been trying to lower my consumption rate recently. My girlfriend's fully aware of this, and she doesn't aprove, which is part of the reason whyour relationship is such garbage. She's asked me why I've kept going out with her instead of another guy, but it wouldn't be the same. I wouldn't get the same amount of pleasure if i was drinking another mans milk, it has to be my own. I wouldn't get the same feeling of risk from it as i do from drinking my own. It's ok if you don't respect me, and it's ok if you don't understand. I just wanted you, my friends, to know to truth. the truth about me.
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1 up, 2y
not exactly something you share with random strangers on the interwebs but... okay
Hope that you, uh, find something to fix that...?
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If you can't read it, it says people who think NNN is non-stop nut November
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lmao true
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YOU’RE SO UGLY THAT THEY FAKED A WHOLE VIRUS; JUST TO GET YOU TO WEAR A MASK -MY FRIEND