Sending this to my partner lmfao

same LOL

LOL

Sam e

sending this to my crush now

i look like I'm related to nikocado
except i don't even eat much

:DDD

LMFAOAOA

[image deleted] sobbing how did it make me so dumb in this one

LMFAOAA IDFK 😭

OK BUT CAN WE TALK ABT WTF YOURE DOING HERE

LMFAOA WTF

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why do i feel like you would do some shit like that 😭😭

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LMFAOA

but am i pretty? /j

yes

[image deleted] YOU COOKED MY FISH

IM SORRY IT LOOKED GOOD ;~;

SAME

IKKKKK LIKE I LOOK LIKE A BURNT POTATO THATS BEEN IN THE MICROWAVE FOR TOO LONG

I LOOK LIKE SLIGHTLY BURNT TOAST THAT SOME DRUNK ASS MADE

IM THE EMBODIMENT OF WHEN YOURE TRYING TO MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE AND THE CHEESE ISNT MELTING AND YOUVE BEEN COOKING IT FOR SO LONG TO GET THE CHEESE TO MELT AND THEN YOU END UP BURNING THE BREAD AND THE CHEESE STILL HASNT FCKING MELTED AND NOW THE BREAD IS BURNT AND INEDIBLE ;-;

IM THE EMBODIMENT OF IDK WHAT BUT I LOOK WORST THAN A F**KING OGRE

FALSE

YOURE BOOTIFUL OK

NO IM NOT 😭😭😭

YES YOU ARE 😭😭😭

NOOOO 😭😭😭😭

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But you keep on escaping too

yes sir

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thats the joke dumbass