The WHAT?

Uranium is tasty

Lol

Wait. Why is the sun coming up at 9 pm?

Hey why are there two suns

Because it was faulty pack of condoms

It wasn’t held, that’s what I’m trying to explain

Ok

Yes but you spelled incorrectly

Yes I noticed. I’m sorry, I didn’t read it correctly at first

Ok

Yes

alpha centauri confirmed

Uh oh

ha not in russia

Yeah it's almost as if mine went through the atmosphere

Then started coming down an hour later

If your wondering where it is projected to come down look out ur window

What window? The glass is melting, I can't call it a window anymore.

If it’s a hole you can see through, it’s a window by minecraft standards

Do windows also burn to the touch?

Not usually, but the question hasn’t been brought up until now

Then it isn't a window.

Makes sense to me

Bruh I was trying to watch some hen- at 4am and it seemed like it was high noon, anyone knows why?

really? i already got mine, dropped it on Queen Elizabeth L british people

What

that’s how she died

Ok