I will not be intimidated, I will not be blackmailed, and I will not give in to corruption.

Brah you done f’d up now

lolllllll

He gave you a way to resolve this quietly. So you could save face. And here you are blowing it up instead accusing the stream owner of “blackmail.”

Lol. No. Bruh.

He's sure convinced me!

You believe that publicly airing Scar's private attempt to ***protect you*** will benefit you somehow.

Well! We'll see!

Are you really too dense to see, or are you just pretending to be that stupid?

Here's how it works:

You re-configure CTR's proposed ballot to make it constitutional. You step down from your pursuit of your "second" (in reality, third) Presidential term. In exchange, you're protected from Scar publicly outing you as IG, and you can cling to the fiction that you aren't him.

But you'd rather do this the hard way. Of course.

KInda like opting for calcium tablets instead of laxatives to ease a case of constipation!

Nope. What happened is you didn't think this through. You assumed once again that the Constitution didn't apply to you.

Now you're digging in your heels, because it's all you know how to do. But there was a way through this, Scar handed it to you on a silver platter, and instead you knocked it over and started whining like a baby.

Well, the good news is that no matter how much the oppressive dictator Captain_Scar tries to blackmail and intimidate you, there’s always imgflip.com/m/ImgflipGovernment

President: IncognitoGuy!

No images yet!

You never did explain how you were so familiar with this site, its workings, members, and streams fresh upon arrival. I mean, who runs for pres on this stream an entire minute after joining, and knows all the players and drama?

Right? At this point, there’s so much backstory here that picking up and joining as a newb would be like… I dunno? Starting Game of Thrones at Season 8?

Going toe-to-toe with the Stream Owner (who happens to be a Community Mod) is a gutsy move. Like the final boss of this roleplay. Only like two Presidents here have been self-assured/foolhardy enough to do so.

Guess who one of them was?

I like the final boss analogy

Reminds me of this fella I used to volunteer with asking a fellow volunteer one day. Talking about interests, she mentioned how she almost entered the Olympics some years prior as a figure skater but busted her ankle and that was that.
So what does dinglebert do? He suggests going to Rockefeller Center after telling her he was never that good and hadn't skated since he was a kid.

So he convinces me to go with him a few days before to practice so he won't look like a total idiot on the ice even though I told him it won't matter, because she hadn't skated in a while either.. After scraping up ice with our sideways ankles, he got better after a couple hours.

So they go that weekend, and he amazes her by hopping on the ice and skating away like he's been, well, doing this. She even mentioned how impressive he was, considering how he told her he was an amateur who hadn't skated in years. After a bit, she got past her rustiness and was doing circles around him.

So I nearly smack him upside the head when he told me, asking him if he couldn't ease it a bit, like be a little awkward and slow instead of zipping away once through the gate.

The moral of the story? Don't use flashing neon lights to show you're faking it when you enter the rink for the 'first time.'

Hey, you remember how this stream modding thingy works, yes?

Memechats are private. For a reason.

And depending on the current flux version of the TOS[ubject to change on a whim] of the week, against the rules. Which in this case currently only applies to those not bearing the Mark of the Beast (MAGA). Otherwise it's ok if you've been 'saved'

It was never a threat. I had already made up my mind, and then happened to think that perhaps I should at least start by trying to do it in a way you could save face with.
But ok this is fine too.

Go off scar

It's only blackmail if you're actually IncognitoGuy, lol XD.

I guess this would mean I can run for president

So he's literally blackmailing you into not running for re-election.
This is insanely corrupt.

Remember that time BritishMormon asked you to “explain” some stuff about the past of I_P?

Yeah… That was nice of you, but you wasted your time. He knew it all already. He just wanted a public record of being naive about things IG would have known to help cover his tracks.

Dirty tricks man. He used you. Same as he’s been using everyone in CTR party.

I think he used me as well

We could be besties.