"I just found an almond joy in my kid's assult rifle!"

i hate it when that happens

If only that crap happened

I found an atomic bomb in mine

Where's the left rifle?

damn, what a lucky little kid

American Twix 😎

texian twix

Yes! Rot your child's teeth, and remove the other children's teeth!

that literally makes no sense but ok

I found a whole load of brain grenades in New Orleans!

mmmmmm texas

Well there goes your teeth

what are you talking about that is norm- oooh wait are you not from amarica? we give thos out her

I found a quater loaded german MP40 In Mine

Yum

Found a bear trap in my pie

I found Alaska in mine

America in 2 pictures

what house i need to go there 27 times

Good for you, I got a baby ruth last year, and it's still is slowing down the traffic.

Parents using this post as an excuse to eat MY CANDY!