*cries in apex coins*

my family can die idc
MONEEEYYYY

messed up also FIRST

Me who doesn’t have a steam account: blue

i need the 19 fortnite card

first option plz

Now let's see if I get both good or both bad

Schrödinger's parents

does your steam acc get deleted and ur fam dies, or you get a million of all in game currency and ur family lives, OR does your steam acc get deleted, you get a million of all in game currency, and your family both dies and lives and become undead

I think it would be the last one

i'mma take the red 1

me who has family who doesn't care for my mental health:

Me who plays on Xbox so I don't have Steam: I'll take the green thank you very much

Anyone gonna realize that unless you've moved out and do well on your own, picking red will make you an orphan and you won't be able to play video games?

I don’t use steam

Yeah no I paid hundreds of thousand dollars for loads of games I like

Me who doesn't have steam

I would take the blue pill

Red. My family is full of bitches🖕🖕👁👄👁😂😂😂😎💅

i dont have a family

Simple take the green just redowload steam