MAYBE RIPPED IN HALF BY THE KRAKEN?

The shark is like, "I hate Mondays."

Bro really said ✈️✈️✈️✈️

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I seriously need to stop drinking... this keeps happening

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Apparently shark is pretty tasty

Google Maps moment.

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I saw something like that last time I went to the beach

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Hmmmmmm

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

As the shark, I can confirm there was a bigger monster that ripped me in half

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As the bigger monster that ripped you in half, I can confirm I am a bigger monster that ripped you in half

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uh yeah it is

i think it might've been the cohozuna from splatoon 3

sharpedo

And this time it was real

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Casual Geographic would say a giant homicidal oreo dolphin.
And I would have to agree. Orcas literally kill stuff just to watch them be killed.

ITS PARTLY COVERED IN SAND

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Well its debatable since the part covered in sand isn't casting a shadow but if it isnt fake it was probably an orca since sharks do have a few natural predators

Bros got the idea

reminds me of the time i found the (bottom) half of a dead squirrel on our soccer field with my friends

people that think the megalodon is still alive may be right after all

Yeah, I read about that story, they first thought it was done by an orca whale because it's a common thing they do, but the cut was too straight and clean to be made by teeth, later they discovered it was made by some fisherman who sliced it in half for "self defense" although the sahrk was the one agonizing in the net

I wanna be that shark so cool

It was gojira i tell you

His nickname is Darth Maul surely

Most underrated Jedi award goes to..........

There is no bigger monster than mankind.

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What I thought too

The shark: Cant have shit in detroit...

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That's actually scary tho

sharpedo irl

Delicious

The beast was summoned as a curse for the Queen’s death.