MAYBE RIPPED IN HALF BY THE KRAKEN?

I seriously need to stop drinking... this keeps happening

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The shark is like, "I hate Mondays."

Bro really said ✈️✈️✈️✈️

💀

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Apparently shark is pretty tasty

Google Maps moment.

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I saw something like that last time I went to the beach

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i think it might've been the cohozuna from splatoon 3

As the shark, I can confirm there was a bigger monster that ripped me in half

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As the bigger monster that ripped you in half, I can confirm I am a bigger monster that ripped you in half

Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

And this time it was real

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ITS PARTLY COVERED IN SAND

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Well its debatable since the part covered in sand isn't casting a shadow but if it isnt fake it was probably an orca since sharks do have a few natural predators

Bros got the idea

Hmmmmmm

sharpedo

Casual Geographic would say a giant homicidal oreo dolphin.
And I would have to agree. Orcas literally kill stuff just to watch them be killed.

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uh yeah it is

The beast was summoned as a curse for the Queen’s death.

Poor Sharky... :(

sharpedo irl

The shark: Cant have shit in detroit...

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His nickname is Darth Maul surely

I wanna be that shark so cool

I thought it said ripped in half by a karen lol

Don't ask

There is no bigger monster than mankind.

Cthulu: "oopsies i was hungwy"

reminds me of the time i found the (bottom) half of a dead squirrel on our soccer field with my friends

the cut is too clean for a bite, and too smooth for a bite too. it is also easily photoshopped, because if you look closely, you see the sand almost curving around it.

That's actually scary tho