So your claim is that Trump said "somebody get me back my top secret documents that I rightfully stole! Wah wah wah!"
Hell, even Rolling Stone wasn't pitiful enough to phrase it that way!
btw, when you read an article like that, from a source that has always been barely reputable, journalistically, and they use quote marks and attribute statements to "two people familiar with the matter", it means they're making it up.
After 7 years of the media lying to us about what Trump does and what he has said, I would hope people would be smart enough to realize that we're being lied to.
I guess some aren't, and hope is not a strategy.