It's champagne -- I tell you -- Champagne . . . and anyone claiming otherwise is a paranoid conspiracy theorist . . . and maybe a misogynist . . . But definitely a racist. Yep.
WHAT THE HECK? IT'S ALREADY THE START OF A NEW DAY AND YET STILL THE DEM PARTY; HAS NEITHER SPAT ON THE CONSTITUTION OR TRIED TO SET IT ON FIRE? ARE THEY SLEEPING IN?