RUN

You're already dead.

Also, here's something I did you might like:

Oh Sh**, I'm going to die!

Crap me too except oh wait scps aren't real

The only SCP that isn't real is 55. I think. I don't know. . . What were we talking about?

*Sadness noises because SCP-999 isn’t real*

I believe that they may be real, but not in this exact plain of existence, the theory of the other you that doesn't know about SCP may exist

No, no, why. Why would you make that. WHY?

Because I thrive on theoretical chaos.

Okay, but I still need bleach

Bleach wouldn't save you, but I'm curious as to whether or not it would register an antimemetic response in someone it hasn't killed yet that's seen it's face, but then forgotten.

and death!

Theoretically.