Difference between Democrat and Catfish

What’s the difference between George Washington and Joe Biden?

Washington couldn’t tell a lie. Biden can’t tell the truth.

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Inspired making my own!

That and catfish is good eatin'!

How do we know that Dem Politicians aren't?

I think we need a study

or a Congressional Commission...

What's the difference between Democratic Politicians and the Steaming Pile of dinosaur crap in the Jurassic Park movie?

I'd vote for the steaming Pile of crap.

LMAO!

What's the difference between Jurassic Park and the DNC?

One is an amusement park for obsolete, destructive, omnivorous monsters that wreck everything they get in contact with. The other is a film by Steven Spielberg.

LMAO

One you can catch noodling... the other is a wet noodle....

>Please become funny

This only works if your talking to a mirror, buddy.

You’re*

What a hilarious self own.

When?

bUt i sAiD wHeN?

I wasn't put on earth to make you laugh. Also my jokes require a certain level of intellect to understand them.

RIP The_sandal
He died at the age of 420 from ligma

You've become delirious I see.

When did I ask

No U

But I said when

So should we get a room or..?

Fella, take a chill pill. You're arguing with me as if victory will bring your dad back with the milk.

Fool you fell for the trap

It won’t let me reply to the other comment

no u

I just got a no u from somebody that symbolizes the word ‘murica

If you're attempting to roast me, please work on your comebacks, since I genuinely can't find the joke.

He hasn't made a joke. He is a joke.

Which one of us are you targeting?

That’s weird because I can’t find a joke in your submissions

Same to you buddy...

But anyway, most of my memes take more than a few brain cells to understand. Some won't understand them.

Wasn’t asking but thanks anyway

Me neither but thanks anyway

I thought there was no reposts

huh

It’s a joke

You’re literally copying me

Because you're not funny. And no I am not copying you.