the council will decide your fate (thomas edition)

Good ending: The council has decided.

YOU ARE FRIEND!!!!!

Woah woah woah back it up a bit buddy
You gotta prove your worth by surviving the 5 trials

And then the 5 trials are breathing, blinking, pumping ur heart, existing, and having a brain hehe

Me: I finished all of that.

Bad ending: the council decided that you are racist sexist and a threat to their safety and security

Then they decided to beat you up

Neutral ending: The council doesn't seem to care about you, but they don't mind your existence, therefore you are accepted.

(Good?) ending:
You wake up and get ready for school, they talk to you as soon as you walk in the door and you are accepted into the group. You go home and with a new sense of hope for this year you go to sleep. You wake up and get ready for school, they talk to you as soon as you walk in the door…

And this council has decided that you are triggered. Calm down Karen.

That's what has happened to me, the good ending. But some boys think I'm nuts.

Wouldn't that make you.... triggered?

When a new kid comes. I walk up to them and start to say...

Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found
We've got mountains of content
Some better, some worse
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

Welcome to the internet
Come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
There's no need to panic
This isn't a test, haha
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest
Just replace every internet with school

Don’t touch james

relatable. I remember when I first went into 7th grade....

all the 8th graders tried to test if I was worthy of their friendship by staring contest.

Reject council. Choose your own fate.

I can also stand up for both boys and girls.....see my comments below. No harm no foul.....if you want to paint a target, I'll flag you.

stfu misandrist

No....just trying to get people to understand....we all need men and women to sustain life. Some people over exaggerate things too. If you want to paint a target on my back go ahead...I'll just tell you to go to Hell....but we're already on the bottom floor in life too. No one person is greater than the other in power because all humans are created equal in rights fool.

Same goes for... JamesFinklea. We're all humans with a rigth to life....men or women. It depends upon how you are created in a womb or whatever but we are entitled to life too no matter how you look at it too. People need to see it that way too. Have a nice day.

But we have a co-ed 'fraternal' bond to take care of the Earth to the best of our ability. If you don't see it that way....then there's no point in talking to you that way too...Sarcasm and cynicism are learned traits too folks!

and i was chosen to be the 1 to be left out

i liked the cone bois better

lol i literally thought of this exact meme like 2 months ago
didnt upload it tho

James’ eye is wonky

they (and I) have dirt EVERYONE even if you're new, ....they find out nearly everything the next day

They look constapated

Heh, their faces, lol.

ikr

I am the only female member of said Council at school, and a member of the actual school Council. So I basically am the judge over all the imports from the academy to my slightly crappier comprehensive.

The sorting hat will also decide your fate (from harry potter)

Unrealistic. Here's what boys do when there's a new kid:
1. invite them into their ritual where they grab a scorpion, beat it to death with a stick (or knock the stinger off with a stick), then piss on it
2. leave them to rot in the incinerator
3. sacrifice them to the eldritch gods
4. beat the hell out of them
5. "accidentally" knock them off the top of the playground at recess

What the hdck