I have a purely false theory about how this happens. What do you think?
FBI Director: this is the FBI headquarters. Chris Wray speaking.
Biden: yes I need to speak with someone in charge.
FBI Director: uh...speaking sir.
Biden: yes I see you were appointed by my predecessor. And you are a republican, is that true?
FBI Director: yes sir but I...
Biden: hold that thought. I have a special case I need you to personally handle. Very important.
FBI Director: ok, what can I do for you sir?
Biden: someone keeps mailing me shoeboxes full of cash. Every month, like clockwork. I look out my window and boom! Another box of cash!
FBI Director: I see
Biden: if you could pick these up and keep them safe, I bet you could figure out who the culprit is. Why, I could have them forwarded to your office! Or maybe your home? That way you won't have to worry about theft!
FBI Director: do you want me to catalog the amounts taken in officially? This could be a bribery case.
Biden: no, I think I will trust whatever you say. Now that I think of it, why don't you use this foreign bank account I made for you to deposit the cash? That way its very safe.
FBI Director: well, err...
Biden: plus the media is so busy covering global warming and abortion news. I bet no one will bother asking why you have millions in a foreign bank. Heck, even I don't care!