Well, you forgot to mention the poisonous toads the size of plates, the massive spiders, the giant flying cockroaches, the amazing beaches, the great weather, and the sausage rolls. (I could continue this list to include 6 foot boomers that could kill you in one kick - boomers = male K-roos - the wedge-tailed eagle that attack paragliders, etc etc etc.)
Australia is Amazing!