Giga Chad

I often have existential crises.

They can be turned into whatever thing you want

Awesome. You're fast buddy. Cool. Cool. Cool.

See, your comments are pretty fast, and I appreciate that, BUT that's not a superpower. I think. Probably.

Im single

You live happy being single

Pog

Every time I say "chad" I get transported to an alternate reality where every male is female and every female is male for 60 minutes

Both males and females get along with you

cool

i can shapeshift into whatever i want for up to 12 hours at a time

it always feels like you're walking on sharp knives

damn it

Mostly you can shapelift into Giga Chad

nice

I get no bitches

You never needed them

i can't f**king sleep

You don't need sleep
you need answers

I get no b!tches

You are female and get all the guys

you never needed them

You get dudes

any super power i want

i bully someone to get the superpower

I become a femboy

you become a dishwasher

OP was first

no ky

Only for 1 minute

Thanks

I can't go to space

you live in space

You can speak perfect polish

P O L S K A

czy znasz polski? W tej chwili używam Tłumacza Google.

i step on a lego every day

it multiplies every time you step on one

infinite lego supply

I can turn myself invisible

I noticed it said weaknes now so i guess my weakness is i cant tie my shoes

I’m followed by chickens

That’s a super power?

Hey, free eggs, would solve world hunger bro

I don’t like eggs

-_-
Fair

Yep

I meant the chickens help you in your tasks (pretty random lol)

I can get behind that

Thats what he said

Ya

WORLD DOMINANCE WITH CHICKENS