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Dingo Party is a left wing party catering specifically to issues addressing women's healthcare, education, and childcare. Dingo Party believes that every woman has the right to have as much sex as she wants without any consequences, which is why Dingo Party wants to expand funding for Planned Parenthood so that all women have the opportunity to abort that parasite. Plus, we are partnering with Purina pet foods to recycle the abortion waste into a new product, Purina Dingo Chow. Their ESG score is gonna go through the roof! Want to keep your parasite? Dingo Party has your back! The Dingo Party is setting up daycares in every town so mothers can get back to work while Dingo Party takes care of the young. If your child survives the daycares, they will be placed into schools that teach them Dingo Party values straight from the head of Dingo Party, legendary pop star Kylie Minogue. Were you raised Catholic and believe abortion is a sin but can't keep your baby? Worry no more! Dingo Party is opening up orphanages across the country so you don't have to worry about that baby any more! Just let our head Dingoes do what they do best! Dingo Party: turning politics (and your stomachs) upside down.

I was on the fence, but if you're not gonna let the dead carcasses go to waste, I might be in

Now this is something I can get behind, sign me up.

Hello, Albert from INN (IMGFLP NATIONAL NETWORK) I would like to ask the question about what is your stance on Taxes? The current government has been taxing the hell out of people for memes. But, i see a bias for that, they didn't tax any rich people on the stream or have said anything about them and their shady deals across imgflip. What will you do to stop that? will you lower the taxes on the middle class and raise the taxes on the rich and even put a stop to that?

One more question. What will you do about the gnomes wagging destruction in the country? will you higher the military budget?

Good questions, Albert. First of all, taxes will not be going down for anyone in the short term, as we need funding for Planned Parenthood, daycares, orphanages, and anything else Bill Gates suggests to have a well fed dingo population. When we’re done building these facilities, you can expect taxes for all citizens to go down exponentially as we defund Animal Control units all across the country as well as pretty much every other government program offered. As for the gnomes, our partners over at Planned Parenthood and Purina Dingo Chow have proposed expanding women’s healthcare to gnome civilization to get the gnome population in check with what our partners at the World Economic Forum consider sustainable numbers. There will be no need to expand the military budget as the gnomes will be voluntarily keeping their carbon footprint in check via abortions processed into Purina Dingo Chow.

“our partners at the World Economic Forum”
YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY

I hate to break it to ya, but when the Dingo Party takes over, Gnomes will just start canning dingos.
Gnomes gotta eat.

If the gnomes try anything like that, Dingo Party will release our massive spider population to attack all gnomes.

Fantastic - I've been politically homeless and uninspired lately, this looks like somewhere I can set up shop, if the party tolerates those who unironically believe in its ironic platform, that is

Ignore meme, totally unrelated

“Dingo ate my baby”