He'd only get halfway through all that before the broadcast signal would get cut (because it would be quicker and less awkward than figuring out how to stop him and shut him up on air)
someone should hack Biden’s teleprompter to say:; “YES, WE’VE BEEN FRICKING UP AMERICA
FOR 2 YEARS NOW, WE LIED TO THE
PUBLIC, MADE THE TALIBAN GREAT
AGAIN, MADE AMERICA TRASH AGAIN,
MADE CHINA GREAT, ALLOWED NORTH
KOREA TO TEST NUCLEAR BOMBS, AND
SIGNED OFF A NUCLEAR DEAL BETWEEN
RUSSIA AND IRAN WITHOUT EVEN
READING THE TERMS. WE’VE ALSO
FRICKED UP THE GAS PRICES AND THE
ECONOMY SO ALL OF YOU ARE OVER-
SPENDING AND LOSING YOUR JOBS.
BUT YES, WITH ALL THAT SAID, VOTE
BLUE NOVEMBER 2022 BECAUSE I’M
THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
AND I’M TELLING YOU TO.”
