Heaven: Overrated

Well it's better than burning in a lake of fire

well yeah, aint there streets of gold and stuff up there?

a burning cage is still a cage

ill take gold over fire, jus sayin

Given the choice between eternity in a creatively antiseptic bubble and eternity with every thoughtful, independently minded human born in the A.D. era, to paraphrase Bill Hicks, I'll be hanging 10 rocking out surfing on a lake of fire.

The best part of being in Hell would be finally getting away from all the self-righteous, hypocritical uppity f**king Christians. 😈🤘

My fantastical fairytale can beat up your fantastical fairytale

Your FSM is no match for god's powers so no it cannot save you.

Can your god create a rock so heavy he can't lift it? MINE can. Also mine encompasses ALL genders. Plus it's older than yours by 2 eternities and 4 parralel dimensions. So there.

Actually yes he did. The earth, He has 4 giant angels holding each corner.

No way man, atlas holds the earth up, your god is a newcomer and just put those angels there for show. Besides, everyone knows the pancake earth is a disc, not a square. Silly.

Are you going for a stupid alien theory? Cause it sounds like it. The government made up the aliens to make space more believable

That's just what they want you to think. The mormon church knows what REALLY goes on in space, and they comissioned L ron hubbard to invent scientology to distract everyone from the truth.

Yeah, that was the meme template. The atheist part missed the mark but it was appropriately provocative, and the best I could find to make a meme about how reluctant christians are to think about things.

I must admit that you have disproved my thesis, as it's apparent you've put rather a lot of thought into this. Bravo! Seriously, regardless of your motives it's gratifying to see you engaging your thinker.

Wtf Otto? You said there are no God's. Multiple times. And now your calling on aliens?

Let me think 🤔

Can your god make a rock so big he's not strong enough?

So your saying your god is weak and ours is strong?

This atheist is tripping y'all!

AND you think the earth is flat? It's called a sphere you "college" made dumbass not a disc 😂😂😂

Maybe sober up before you comment again.

Our back and forth literally started with your ad saying "I'm an atheist" not "I'm a anti-theist agnostic"

Oh I definitely believe in the existence of aliens more than the existence of gods. A poll in the 90s showed that more gen xers believed in the existence of ufos than believed they'd ever collect social security. The point being the 2 beliefs aren't incompatible.

I know this is probably too nuanced for you to understand, but I believe in the possible existence of god, God, G-d, gawd, et al. Not the actual existence, as to a scientifically minded person that would require proof. And not the absence of existence either, because proving a negative is a philisophical impossibility. Hence agnostic. You know, the thing I identified myself as at the beginning of our back and forth.

You think the world is round? I bet you think it revolves around the sun, too. I don't know man, the stewards of the word of god imprisoned Galileo for talking such nonsense, and when have they ever been wrong.

Wait, they recently admitted they were wrong? Huh. So the edicts of the church are falible. Fascinating. It's almost as if...they were made by men! *gasp* "Now I don't know what to think!", said 8 year old me after realizing santa clause, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and god are all cut from the same cloth. The church digs its heels in until the light of scientific progress forces it to admit its ignorance, at which point it moves forward only as much as it must in order to dig its heels in again. Religion may be an effective wheelchair for the spiritually lame, but it's also an anchor keeping humanity from moving forward fast enough to outrun its own self-inflicted global apocalypse. Meh, this too shall pass. Besides, if all humans die then all the stupid humans will be dead. That's something I've hoped for so fervently that I don't even care that I won't be around to see it. #vhemt #misanthrope #peoplelikeyouarewhypeoplelikemeneedmedication

Fantasy sports and mathematics,
Female seeking male,
Federated States of Micronesia?
What are you trying to say?

They really don't make lmgtfy like they used to... FSM: see Pastafarianism. It's a ripost againt Christianity. And in the end it's (objectively) no less valid.

Flying spaghetti monster? That's your best alternative to Christianity?

Are you kidding? I WISH it'd come up with that. I offer nothing as the best alternative to Christianity. As in, the absence of Christianity as an alternative to Christianity. I guess you might say nothing is better than Christianity! 🤣

Then why are you blessing the almighty flying spaghetti monster?

Because, without contact a ripost is just a feint.

Besides, the squirrel was the one offering blessings.

Not sure who made the meme originally. You can say "god did it" if using that as your answer for everything is more comfortable to you.

I'm a little thrown by how suprised you seem to be by my use of satire, but then I do tend to be overly charitable in my assessment of others. I'll admit sarcasm doesn't translate well in this format. Even I have trouble differentiating discourse with a genuine halfwit from being baited by a troll. You aren't a troll, are you?

And who made the squirrel meme?

Literally loaded nothing

All the non-believers went to hell when they died?

Pics or it didn't happen

You can't take your phone to hell stupid.

But there must be cameras in hell, and any old camera can take pictures. Surely in all of history there has been at least one damned soul whose biggest fear was being photographed, and I'm sure satan wouldn't have settled for anything less that supreme torment. Not to mention all the criminals like genocidal crusaders and childraping priests down there who need to be kept under strict watch. Are you trying to tell me satan doesn't have closed circuit security in hell?

Burning in hell is a lot worse than having your picture took, and even if he did, who's gonna post pics of the afterlife on their Facebook from hell. And hell isn't prison... it's hell. People aren't sitting in jail cells plotting escape attempts. They're BURNING!

My equally valid belief is that these things exist solely in your mind. Hell is in your mind. Which means all the poor damned suffering souls also exist solely within, and because of, your mind. Sadist.

You have no valid beliefs. Your beliefs are that you accept that you can't prove or disprove anything and that nobody else can either.

False, though I certainly believe that you are entitled to your own beliefs, a courtesy you refuse everyone who doesn't share them.

Say hi to Hitler for me

Interesting words coming from someone behaving like a fascist. No, not interesting--tedious and predictable.