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You acoustipop

Your cock is so nasty the spooge rag you left on the floor sprouted sourdough starter and limburger cheese.

In an expression of solidarity with women's ongoing battle for justice and equal treatment:
Your twat is so nasty the shlick rag you left on the floor sprouted sourdough starter and limburger cheese.
You'd think by now men would learn that coming first never impresses the ladies.😔

"Your brain is the smallest circus in the world.
Wait, i lied, because it doesn't even exist!"
Well, i tried. Completely unoriginal.

I'm sorry sir, but cringe is the type of disease you were diagnosed with.

I wish you 50-year-old creeps would just stop having imaginary sex with their equally as imaginary gf and go and crawl out the basement, touch grass, and get your delusions under control. If that happens, you'll have the slimmest chance of getting a bitch on your dick, but, considering the fact that you don't have enough brain cells to process the IMPOSSIBLE chance of that happening, just go and commit to a life of crime instead. It's much more successful and has much more dignity than what you currently possess in this state.

You woman

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