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Ouch | WHY ARE CHRISTIANS SO INVESTED IN ABSTINENCE AND AGAINST ABORTIONS? I MEAN, THEIR OWN GOD COULD ONLY GET LAID WHEN IT WAS A VIRGIN WHO DIDN'T GIVE CONSENT | image tagged in jesus | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 2y,
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There's literally a recipe for an abortion potion in the Bible that the husband of the expectant mother can have the preist use on a whim with no repercussions except to the wife. It's ridiculous.
1 up, 2y,
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verse?
2 ups, 2y
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=Numbers%2b5:11-31&version=NIV&interface=amp

Numbers 5:11-31. It gets more f**ked up as it goes on. Conservatives don't give a f**k about the Bible. They're just doing what they're told.
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3 ups, 2y,
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I'm Cristian and don't care about this political shit about abortions and such. If u wanna get an abortion, big chance is I'm going to say nothing.
0 ups, 2y,
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I wonder if that will actually be a crime now in some states.......

Like if someone else gets an abortion and you know about it, and you don't say anything about it...... Are you aiding and abetting by keeping their secret?
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0 ups, 2y,
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Time to end this conversation!
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WHY ARE CHRISTIANS SO INVESTED IN ABSTINENCE AND AGAINST ABORTIONS? I MEAN, THEIR OWN GOD COULD ONLY GET LAID WHEN IT WAS A VIRGIN WHO DIDN'T GIVE CONSENT