Who shall we impeach 1st?

First we need to impeach you for gaining power democratically.

Yes. I definitely need impeached, for various war crimes. Of course someone's gotta get the ball rolling and the FBI has a tendency to look the other way when their own step outta line...

Me

What are your crimes?

-Trying to Overthrow the President
- Threatening to kill a President
-Manslaughter
-Hate Crimes on British, Japanese, and Vietnamese people.

Those sound more like accomplishments.
Please vote in this bill to give yourself full immunity.
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Your mom

The trial to impeach Surly’s mom will begin! She is accused of vehicular manslaughter, and has overwhelming evidence leveled against her.

She couldn't be more guilty. Plus she's killed before.