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Nice, JAWILLI! The land of fruits and nuts...

Absolutely do not ever give active cellphones to a fetus that you want to carry to term. They're basically high powered radio transmitters. You may as well just terminate the pregnancy at that point.

Don’t worry, it’s an Obama phone.

Why are you on a meme site?

It relaxes me.

I know something about opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers

Slipping the clippers
Slipping the clippers through the telephone wires
The sense of isolation inspires
Inspires me

Savage!