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Here are the 10 states with the highest numbers of guns:

Texas (588,696)
California (344,622)
Florida (343,288)
Virginia (307,822)
Pennsylvania (236,377)
Georgia (190,050)
Arizona (179,738)
Ohio (173,405)
Alabama (161,641)
North Carolina (152,238)

Here are the 10 states with the highest gun deaths per capita:

Alaska (24.5 per 100k people)
Alabama (22.9 per 100k people)
Montana (22.5 per 100k people)
Louisiana (21.7 per 100k people)
Mississippi (21.5 per 100k people)
Missouri (21.5 per 100k people)
Arkansas (20.3 per 100k people)
Wyoming (18.8 per 100k people)
West Virginia (18.6 per 100k people)
New Mexico (18.5 per 100k people)

The parody often calls for dihydrogen monoxide to be banned, regulated, or labeled as dangerous. It plays into chemophobia and demonstrates how a lack of scientific literacy and an exaggerated analysis can lead to misplaced fears.

What is it used for though? Maybe we can find a replacement like carbonic acid?

It is water....

"The dihydrogen monoxide parody involves calling water by an unfamiliar chemical name, most often "dihydrogen monoxide" (DHMO).

Hang in there, sheeple.

Carbonic acid is what's in soda right? I was adding to the joke.

Sure, if you say so.