"Apparently, you think the U.S. is a third-world country?"
we are technically.
“A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It’s where the rich use public transportation” – Gustavo Petro, Mayor of Bogotá
"but only if weather conditions will allow it"
as a scottish/english person living in the states who has also been to western europe, i can safely confirm that the rain won't kill you. i know someone who swam in cold water in the highlands, and she came out fine. just buy an umbrella or a poncho like a normal person.
"The country is a little bigger than the couch you're riding to play XBox and browse ImgFlip."
literally could say the same about the countries of el salvador and fiji in regards to size. in regards to economic prosperity, we are falling behind the britains and germanys and portugals of the world, despite our size.
"What about safety?"
automobiles kill 40,000 per year. bikes don't. you don't even need a helmet while riding one though suburbanites claim you do.
"That may be fine for the commuter close to where they need to be"
if the distance is too long, a train/streetcar/bus can fill that role easily. another thing worth mentioning is that desuburbanization will happen soon, finding economy in communities closer together, and car-dependent housing and shopping will have to either adapt or lose money.
"Farmers? Truckers? Delivery services? Transit?"
if amazon delivery drivers were able to use bikes instead of vans, not only would they be easily being out of unnecessary car traffic, but also amazon would be able to spend less money on delivery and actually pay the employee.
truckers, on the other hand, wouldn't be as necessary if railroad freight companies did practices actually preferable to logistics firms. even for short trips, bikes can be fitted with trailers and easily carry freight. that guy in the picture with all of those tires is a far braver man than most americans today, especially since he's able to accomplish this without a ford f-150. most couch potatoes couldn't imagine such a thing. who are we but two individuals in far different parts of the continent complaining about gas usage?
understandably, rural communities are the only demographic who can't completely be served by cycling and transit. i should know; i live near brevard, NC. however, it's not hard to get a bike path that parallels rural roads, and the option should be provided if anything.