"Francis: what are you doing in there? You are NOT allowed to be on the Interweb with the door closed. It's time for dinner".
Just a minute Mom, I'm doing the coolest thing, I'm fooling all these guys BIG TIME, pretending I'm a Republican, and none of em realize it, and it's just so BOSS !" Wanna look at all my memes after Dinner? It IS after all Saturday night.
Why don't you get a job? You do that ALL day and night already !
