"And there is no way you are that height and weight not know what you know about the basics of nutrition."
Its easy...
Drink water, coffeee, beer, wine (not with beer).
Grow your own greens, green veggies, squashes, and melons.
Eat whole meats, from local markets. Better yet, trade your excess garden harvest to others who are willing to barter meat (protein).
Buy bread, crackers, cheese, cereal, milk, cream.
Make your own ICE CREAM. Bake your own cookies.
When its time to go out, eat at a steakhouse, Sushi, mexican. Never a buffet (unless it is a Disney Family Style meal, then we can get as much brisket as we want).
So, have fun with that name calling, fantasy image you have of me.