Talk about shitty design :/

ikr

Batman stands by his batmobile and uses his batcomputer. He's sometimes Bruce Wayne, sometimes Batman, alltimes orphan.

Batman: "This is now a safe city, I have punched a penguin into prison."

Alfred, Batman's loyal batler, carries a tray of goth ham.

Alfred: "Eat a dinner, mattress Wayne."

An explosion explodes! The Joker and Two-Face enter the cave.

Batman: "Oh, no! It is Two-Face and One-Face! They hate me for being a bat."

Joker is a clown, but insane. Two-Face is a man, but attorney. Batman throws Alfred at Two-Face, Two-Face flips Alfred like a coin. Alfred lands heads up, meaning Two-Face goes home.

Joker: "I am such a freak, society is bad. You drink water, I drink anarchy."

Batman: "I drink bats, just like a bat would."

Batman looks around for his parents, but they are still dead. This makes him have anger. He fires a batrocket at the Joker. The Joker deflects it with his sick sense of humor, a clownly power.

Joker: "I have never followed a rule, that's my rule. Do you follow? I don't."

Batman: "Alfred, give birth to Robin!"

Alfred begins the process because it is his job. The Joker now has a present in his hand, he juggles it over to Batman.

Joker: "Happy batday, Birthman."

Batman opens the present,because he's a good guy. It contains a coupon for new parents, but is expired. This is a Joker joke

Don't know why I like this one. But that's properly because it has such deeper meaning to it all, much better than the stuff they are producing now a days....

f**k me that was a rollercoaster

I would rather not

sure sure

This was so random (not bad tho)

I think this was made by putting a huge amount of Batman script into a predictive text machine, then writing this by only choosing words from the suggested words list. I've seen it with a Harry Potter chapter as well.

the upvote button is nowhere near the home button

bro im on mobile it super far away

this

wdym this?

i mean i agree

Ah

my man just forgot that "click to go back" button existed

Sir. I am following you now.

That's a sad comic

what

But then it's fun and games when you click the go back button.

Me who’s on mobile: how could you possibly mix those up?

How?

the back arrow

what? it's nowhere near the home button also you could go back like argentium said

you're welcome

I hate that lol

how tf do you even do that on accident????

lets get this to 69 ups