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Evolution Debunked. You Literally Had One Job

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1 up, 3y,
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Sooooooooooooo why are there all those species of monkees and why the similarities with each other and other primates like humans and the differences with other types of creatures?
0 ups, 3y,
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All unique creations.
0 ups, 3y,
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No, they're not.
There's Old World monkees and New World monkees. Both groups, as you know, have their own differences, emerging separately from their prosimians ancestors, of which some have even said New World monkees are closer to and share more charactersitics with than they do with the other, so should therefore be categorized as prosimians rather than monkees.
Why is that? Two lineages of primates with shared charectersitics yet with some distinctions from the other? Then there's groups within, such as baboons and macaques and capuchins and marmosets.

Not to mention there's the bit about there being no monkees in the Garden of Eden while all of Creation was supposed to be there and each named by Adam, to boot. None of Noah's Ark either, although some were on a boat of gifts later courtesy of Ethiopia. In terms of the Bible, monkees simply did not exist prior to that.
0 ups, 3y,
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Where did you hear that there were no monkeys in The Garden? Speaking of The Bible... there was a great flood. How do you flood a sphere?
0 ups, 3y,
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Ever try reading the book your claiming to be the absolute truth?

You don't.
How do you unflood it?
0 ups, 3y,
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There are windows in "the Heavens" those were opened and water poured in. The "Great Deep" was also opened and water shot forth into the Earth to flood it. Eventually God dried out the water with the sun (evaporation).
0 ups, 3y,
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The Heavens is the sky.

Where did the water go after?
0 ups, 3y,
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Outside of our domed Earth is water. Read the Book of Genesis
0 ups, 3y,
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Sure, there's plenty of water in space.

DOMED!?! Where did you get that?
Where did you hear that there were monkeys in The Garden?
0 ups, 3y,
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We live in a terrarium. NASA is lying to us all in order to hide God. If you learn about God then you get saved and your soul is salvaged. The only thing that NASA cares more about than money, is something way more valuable... human souls.
0 ups, 3y
but why would nasa hide god
thats a flat earth plothole i thought id never see
0 ups, 3y
Oh? Did the Gods buy this terrarium in a pet shop?

NEWS FLASH: NASA put the satellites in space that send the signal that device at your fingers depends on to work. No old men in the sky hurt in the process.

A "soul" means a living being, or the body in the act of living. There are no ghosts. That comes from other religions.

But we digress.
Let's try this again without you dodging, shall we?

Where did you hear that there were monkeys in The Garden?

There's Old World monkees and New World monkees. Both groups, as you know, have their own differences, emerging separately from their prosimians ancestors, of which some have even said New World monkees are closer to and share more charactersitics with than they do with the other, so should therefore be categorized as prosimians rather than monkees.
Why is that? Two lineages of primates with shared charectersitics yet with some distinctions from the other? Then there's groups within, such as baboons and macaques and capuchins and marmosets.

Not to mention there's the bit about there being no monkees in the Garden of Eden while all of Creation was supposed to be there and each named by Adam, to boot. None of Noah's Ark either, although some were on a boat of gifts later courtesy of Ethiopia. In terms of the Bible, monkees simply did not exist prior to that.

Still waiting on that.
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
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?
0 ups, 3y,
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The internet comes from cables that are underwater. Google that before you talk nonsense.
0 ups, 3y
Good grief, do look things up and spare the silliness.
0 ups, 3y,
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I think by garden he meant Garden of Eden!
0 ups, 3y,
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THAT Garden? Not my yard?
0 ups, 3y
No im not a flat earth person
0 ups, 1y
Holy shit you f**king retard.

1. Humans aren't monkeys, humans are apes.
2. The ape species that humans evolved from are extinct. The reason we have apes today is because those apes stayed in the forest, while our ancestors moved into the savannahs and eventually out of africa.
3. The between species are extinct too (or at least that's what we thought, they all went on to imgflip and you're one of them! The evil nazi illuminati jew penguins are lying to us all!).
1 up, 3y,
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No one says we evolved from monkeys that are alive today
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You're missing the fun above.
0 ups, 3y
They say that we and the apes evolved from a common ancestor
0 ups, 3y,
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We've got an Evolution buff over here
1 up, 3y,
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Yes, because I care about finding out what's true
0 ups, 3y
Is evolution true?
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specie is a concept which exists only in human minds. nature knows no specie. each organism is unique and an evolution from predecessor. therefor your father and mom are a monkey to you.
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😂😂😂
0 ups, 3y
but its true?
0 ups, 3y
But actually it is true we don’t evolve from monkeys

But your case doesn’t come slightest to the reason:

Humans are not descended from monkeys or any other primate living today. We do share a common ape ancestor with chimpanzees. It lived between 8 and 6 million years ago.
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