It's my birthday!

106,900 views • 1587 upvotes • Made by The_Smortest 2 years ago in fun
962 Comments
Alpha-Danly
56 ups, 2y, 10 replies
happy birthday you are now one year closer to your unstoppable death :P
Lookatthisdood
43 ups, 2y, 6 replies
Salazar2646
31 ups, 2y, 7 replies
Not as dark as my criminal record!
EPICNESS_2008
22 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Salazar2646
2 ups, 2y
I became a meme
Moved_account
22 ups, 2y, 4 replies
Not as dark as the nuclear launch codes
Im_so_funny_lol
22 ups, 2y, 2 replies
archn
16 ups, 2y, 4 replies
not as dark your basement locked with teenage girls
I_the_greatest
15 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Ok that's a lil far bud
Salazar2646
13 ups, 2y, 2 replies
How did you know?
Im_so_funny_lol
16 ups, 2y, 2 replies
archn
10 ups, 2y, 1 reply
ayeeee i got my own meme
OfficialTyProductions
5 ups, 2y
Pewdewpie??!!! Is that you????!!!!
Salazar2646
9 ups, 2y, 2 replies
They're gone now. I just need to clean up the mess.
EPICNESS_2008
10 ups, 2y
ULTRAVIO333
5 ups, 2y
they haven't found the body yet
I_the_greatest
7 ups, 2y, 2 replies
O_O
Salazar2646
5 ups, 2y, 1 reply
That's a lot of blood
I_the_greatest
5 ups, 2y
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
OwO
archn
8 ups, 2y, 2 replies
not as far as how far i can stick it up your gf
I_the_greatest
10 ups, 2y, 2 replies
archn
4 ups, 2y, 1 reply
brujh
I_the_greatest
7 ups, 2y
archn
3 ups, 2y, 3 replies
I_the_greatest
5 ups, 2y
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y
Tonydagamer
1 up, 2y
OneDoesNotSimply2
4 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Not as far as how we can stick it up ur mom.
archn
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
hey you should’ve said “gf”
OneDoesNotSimply2
2 ups, 2y
No.
Tonydagamer
3 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Tonydagamer
2 ups, 2y
OneDoesNotSimply2
2 ups, 2y
That doesnt mean i cant stick it up her
[deleted]
7 ups, 2y, 2 replies
not as dark as Putin holding trying to attack a guy named Ukraine
I_the_greatest
6 ups, 2y
Ik damnit putin
OneDoesNotSimply2
3 ups, 2y, 1 reply
ToasterWaffles
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
OneDoesNotSimply2
3 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Salazar2646
0 ups, 1y
What have I done?
EPICNESS_2008
5 ups, 2y
BROOOOOOO
meitf
4 ups, 2y, 1 reply
he's right i'm one of those girls
archn
2 ups, 2y
ive never begged anyone this hard just send your tits and
MemeCreator360
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
not as dark as the orphans the clown in my basement devours
Hitlerragequitter
2 ups, 2y
"has anyone seen my brother timmy? he just went to the circus for a little bit"
cheez_stic
4 ups, 2y, 1 reply
haha
cheez_stic
4 ups, 2y
funny nukes
Lookatthisdood
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Dont wanna know what that is

Dont tell me
OneDoesNotSimply2
1 up, 2y
Its ur mom
Demon-Carnotaurus
1 up, 2y
Not as dark as the box i keep my 3-year-old gf in
OneDoesNotSimply2
7 ups, 2y
Thats not as dark as ur mom
JamesUpchurch
9 ups, 2y
I_the_greatest
6 ups, 2y
Nor as dark as the school bathroom
[deleted]
5 ups, 2y
Woah wtf
Hussar_
4 ups, 2y, 2 replies
Nah you sick f**k, mines was darker than the kids in the Truck, 10 bags of white powder, and the white van
EPICNESS_2008
6 ups, 2y
Not as dark as reddit memes
Salazar2646
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
I drove a white van once. I wonder why my passengers kept screaming though.
Hussar_
1 up, 2y
Same but why people rated me 9/11 in pilot
Soviet_sunglasses.1991
7 ups, 2y
Not as dark as my basement full of kids
OneDoesNotSimply2
5 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Thats not as dark as ur mom
ElectricAnimates
4 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Not as dark as your soul and heart
OneDoesNotSimply2
4 ups, 2y, 1 reply
True
Lookatthisdood
3 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Not as dark as dark matter
CoolUserName_
1 up, 2y, 2 replies
Not as dark as Vantablack black paint
while-true-do-end
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Not as dark as dark
Tonydagamer
1 up, 2y
EnnardThe_OfficialSpaghet
1 up, 2y
Your dad took that when he left you
CoolUserName_
3 ups, 2y, 1 reply
not as dark as my basement!
cheez_stic
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
not as dark as the kid named sufi in my class
Salazar2646
1 up, 2y
Not as dark as my spell that's book full of curses
cheez_stic
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
ON GOD
cheez_stic
2 ups, 2y
oh sorry caps
Lookatthisdood
1 up, 2y
I summoned a chain :D
ANDROIDX59
7 ups, 2y
Tomatoboi2
7 ups, 2y
[deleted]
4 ups, 2y
your more darker than DOE Road Safety
Gisducuzu3747
4 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Lookatthisdood
1 up, 2y
What the heck qre you guys doing XD
Jackinthecrack
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
Did you know that when you are born god gives you a count down timer til your death
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
*people have sex*

God: lmao give em a month
ToasterWaffles
1 up, 2y, 1 reply
i have a question, how come everybody is posting exact copies of this meme, seems sus to me
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y, 1 reply
mhm, agreed. its...
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y
s u s
[deleted]
1 up, 2y
https://i.imgflip.com/69nabl.gif
ZardyFNF
1 up, 2y
Swiftfiend818
1 up, 2y
but she's already dead
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