It's my birthday!

happy birthday you are now one year closer to your unstoppable death :P

Not as dark as my criminal record!

I became a meme

Not as dark as the nuclear launch codes

not as dark your basement locked with teenage girls

Ok that's a lil far bud

How did you know?

ayeeee i got my own meme

Pewdewpie??!!! Is that you????!!!!

They're gone now. I just need to clean up the mess.

they haven't found the body yet

O_O

That's a lot of blood

OwO

not as far as how far i can stick it up your gf

brujh

Not as far as how we can stick it up ur mom.

hey you should’ve said “gf”

No.

That doesnt mean i cant stick it up her

not as dark as Putin holding trying to attack a guy named Ukraine

Ik damnit putin

What have I done?

BROOOOOOO

he's right i'm one of those girls

ive never begged anyone this hard just send your tits and

not as dark as the orphans the clown in my basement devours

"has anyone seen my brother timmy? he just went to the circus for a little bit"

haha

funny nukes

Dont wanna know what that is
Dont tell me

Its ur mom

Not as dark as the box i keep my 3-year-old gf in

Thats not as dark as ur mom

Nor as dark as the school bathroom

Woah wtf

Nah you sick f**k, mines was darker than the kids in the Truck, 10 bags of white powder, and the white van

Not as dark as reddit memes

I drove a white van once. I wonder why my passengers kept screaming though.

Same but why people rated me 9/11 in pilot

Not as dark as my basement full of kids

Thats not as dark as ur mom

Not as dark as your soul and heart

True

Not as dark as dark matter

Not as dark as Vantablack black paint

Not as dark as dark

Your dad took that when he left you

not as dark as my basement!

not as dark as the kid named sufi in my class

Not as dark as my spell that's book full of curses

ON GOD

oh sorry caps

I summoned a chain :D

your more darker than DOE Road Safety

What the heck qre you guys doing XD

Did you know that when you are born god gives you a count down timer til your death

*people have sex*
God: lmao give em a month

i have a question, how come everybody is posting exact copies of this meme, seems sus to me

mhm, agreed. its...

s u s

https://i.imgflip.com/69nabl.gif

but she's already dead