It's my birthday!
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Made by The_Smortest 1 year ago
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happy birthday you are now one year closer to your unstoppable death :P
Not as dark as my criminal record!
Not as dark as the nuclear launch codes
not as dark your basement locked with teenage girls
5 ups, 1y
Pewdewpie??!!! Is that you????!!!!
They're gone now. I just need to clean up the mess.
5 ups, 1y
they haven't found the body yet
not as far as how far i can stick it up your gf
Not as far as how we can stick it up ur mom.
hey you should’ve said “gf”
2 ups, 1y
That doesnt mean i cant stick it up her
not as dark as Putin holding trying to attack a guy named Ukraine
he's right i'm one of those girls
2 ups, 1y
ive never begged anyone this hard just send your tits and
not as dark as the orphans the clown in my basement devours
2 ups, 1y
"has anyone seen my brother timmy? he just went to the circus for a little bit"
Dont wanna know what that is
Dont tell me
1 up, 1y
Not as dark as the box i keep my 3-year-old gf in
7 ups, 1y
Thats not as dark as ur mom
6 ups, 1y
Nor as dark as the school bathroom
Nah you sick f**k, mines was darker than the kids in the Truck, 10 bags of white powder, and the white van
6 ups, 1y
Not as dark as reddit memes
I drove a white van once. I wonder why my passengers kept screaming though.
1 up, 12mo
Same but why people rated me 9/11 in pilot
7 ups, 1y
Not as dark as my basement full of kids
Thats not as dark as ur mom
Not as dark as your soul and heart
Not as dark as dark matter
Not as dark as Vantablack black paint
1 up, 1y
Your dad took that when he left you
not as dark as my basement!
not as dark as the kid named sufi in my class
1 up, 12mo
Not as dark as my spell that's book full of curses
4 ups, 1y
your more darker than DOE Road Safety
1 up, 1y
What the heck qre you guys doing XD
Did you know that when you are born god gives you a count down timer til your death
1 up, 1y
*people have sex*
God: lmao give em a month
i have a question, how come everybody is posting exact copies of this meme, seems sus to me
1 up, 1y
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TODAY'S MY BIRTHDAY; AN UPVOTE IS GREATLY APPRECIATED
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