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Trump wipes his own ass and puts America first. Biden shits his pants and sniffs people's hair.

Trump wipes his own ass and puts America first. Biden shits his pants and sniffs people's hair. | EXCUSE ME, I SHIT MY PANTS | image tagged in donald trump,joe biden,creepy,poop | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHAT IS THAT SMELL? I POOP MY PANTS THE THINGS I PUT UP WITH | image tagged in pope francis angry,joe biden,pope francis facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 3y
I can't wait Russia starts making demands for reparations from the UK.
2 ups, 3y,
3 replies
Leave it to conservatives to justify a piece of shit literally pushing others aside. Lmao
4 ups, 3y,
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probably better than all the world leaders ignoring old Commie Joe when he calls.
2 ups, 3y,
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I get that you're living up to your name, but seriously, Joe Biden a communist?
3 ups, 3y,
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Well, for being in the communist party, he is fairly outspoken about capitalism but he unfortunately doesn't run the show. Swine like Marxist Barry Soerento and Kamala Harris do.
2 ups, 3y
I don't think you know what communism even is.
2 ups, 3y
it was also an allusion to Stalin, another Commie Joe albeit way more severe
2 ups, 3y,
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2 ups, 3y,
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The guy that is never invited to the party, comes anyway, then shits in the pool for attention.
2 ups, 3y
hahaha
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I live alone, so...
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
Shocker.
1 up, 3y,
1 reply
I wanted to be independent from my parents, I'm a student and I'm working part-time.

If you think I care what some right-winger thinks of me, I really couldn't care less.
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2 ups, 3y,
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If you didn’t care, you wouldn’t have responded. And living in mommy and daddy’s basement, technically, isn’t living alone.
1 up, 3y,
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It's interesting that I'm delivered the same insults each time. Guess conservatives are truly that unoriginal (doesn't capitalism breed innovation?).

I rent a studio of my own. I live in a different city than my mom and my dad is in a different part of town.

I'm assuming you keep your children in cages in your basement?
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2 ups, 3y,
2 replies
You mock capitalism, yet you pay rent to someone & live alone, while your dad is in the very same town. Then you complain about homelessness. On top of that, you are employed and you also go to school. Yeah, you are the epitome of an anti-capitalist.

And the basement is where I keep my mother-in-law.
1 up, 3y,
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I'm an anti-capitalist because I almost didn't have a place to live for myself. Housing options are scarce on a low-income and in recent years properties have become concentrated into fewer hands (y'know, like Marx said would happen with businesses). I'm an anti-capitalist because I'm expected to grind myself at work to make their profits and provide myself a meager wage. And because capitalism champions property rights as freedom, they can fire me for any reason and I can be kicked out of my building and wind up homeless all because I can't pay and didn't submit.
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2 ups, 3y,
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Wow, you are full on triggered. I should change my name to “Triggering Liberals”.
1 up, 3y
I’m a communist, not a liberal.
1 up, 3y
"You hate capitalist society, yet you participate in society. Such a f**king hypocrite."
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2 ups, 3y,
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Leave it to a liberal to think that the leader of the the greatest nation to ever exist, the first and only country to not be run by a dictator, shouldn’t be front and center.
2 ups, 3y,
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Nationalism is for gullible idiots, we aren't the greatest. None of that excuses treating others like shit. In fact, that's exactly what nationalism is. Advancing your country's interests at the expense of others.
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2 ups, 3y,
1 reply
We aren’t the greatest nation? Lol. So you choose to live in mediocrity, second best. And whine about it. Looks like you just triggered yourself.
1 up, 3y,
2 replies
The U.S. already scores in mediocrity at almost everything. Only country without universal healthcare, last in worker's benefits, first for mass shootings, police shootings, and highest incarceration rate in the world, worst income inequality in the developed world. The U.S. is already mediocre. In fact, it's a joke.
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1 up, 3y,
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Yet, here you are. And then you complain about countries like Russia censoring their people. Imagine that; you have the freedom to call America a joke. Try that in China. Russia. Saudi Arabia. He’ll, Trudeau seized the assets of people who donated to the truckers. Ideologues are only that way until they start losing half their income to taxes.
1 up, 3y,
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I’m a convicted felon thanks to the ridiculous criminal system in the U.S. So if I tried to leave and got caught I could go to prison. Plus, I don’t have money to leave. I’d also have to leave behind friends and family.
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You have excuses for everything & take no personal responsibility for your own actions. You have a great sense of entitlement and a victim mentality. And yet you, a convicted felon, are still able to work, go to school, and live on your own. Yeah, what a shithole we live in. I’ve been to Afghanistan and Iraq. This place sucks compared to there.
1 up, 3y
I can go to school because I have a business owner grandfather who’s able to pay for it, I found a job after literally everywhere else turned me down based on my record and where I live isn’t that great.

I’m not saying I didn’t make mistakes, I just don’t think I should have to suffer so much, economically and mentally, for something I did in high school. I’ve been to inpatient three times since 2020. No punishment should be so severe that I think my only option is to end my life because there’s no way forward.
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0 ups, 3y,
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A good thing?? So it’s a good thing that millions in this country are uninsured and that half the population admits to avoiding going to see a doctor because of the costs? A study last year about developed countries and healthcare placed the United States dead last in terms of performance.

Mexico does not have more mass shootings than us. We lead the world by far. The police in this country kill citizens at a rate 125 times more than they do in England and Wales.

It is no secret that we have 4 percent of the world’s population and a quarter of its incarcerated population. Our prison population exploded by 500 percent since 1980. We have a mass incarceration problem.

The average earner in the top 10 percent in the U.S. makes 19 times that of the bottom 10 percent. Israel isn’t far behind, where the top 10 percent earn 15 times more.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/oecd-report-inequality-worst-in-israel-and-us/

The idea that you can work hard and become rich is such a bullshit narrative, and a global survey of workers show they no longer believe this. You will NEVER become rich on wage labor.

Pointing out the failures of a hypercapitalist nation doesn’t make me a loser. It makes me willing to acknowledge reality and open to fighting for a more equal and democratic society in its place.
1 up, 3y
Private insurance is MUCH better than government insurance. First off, it isn't the government's job to insure its people. Healthcare is not a right, no matter what the government tries to convince you of.

Mexico (and many other countries) have a HUGE problem with murder and kidnappings and sex trafficking. Almost all those crimes in that country are committed by people with guns. Their citizens don't have any way of protecting themselves. We do.

Yes, ANYONE who strives to be wealthy has the opportunity to be wealthy. Not everyone will end up like that, but everyone has the ability to thrive. Your bullshit narrative is dead wrong. The lazy will never be successful, but those who are willing to work have the opportunity in this country.

No, but sitting on your ass and bitching about a country you make excuses not to leave from, does make you a loser. Move to China. Move to Russia. Move to England. See how much freedom you lose when living there. You like England's politics so much, move... No one is stopping you but yourself.
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