sat·ire | \ ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r \
Definition of satire
1: a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2: trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
And yet no reputable medical organization agrees with you. How strange. But I guess you know better than all the doctors out there because you talk to an invisible man who lives in the sky.