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alright guys make your bets i call 15 pages of upvotes russia is gonna win

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3 ups, 3y
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It’s not quite as imbalanced as it looks on paper — Russia may have a “3 million man army,” BUT…

—That’s 1 million active-duty, 2 million reservists. And many of those are needed to guard the rest of Russia’s extensive territory.
—Only 150,000 or so were deployed to the border with Ukraine. Most of those have now crossed the border, but not all.
—America, the E.U., and even countries as far away as Australia have pledged military and financial aid to Ukraine. Russia has no active allies other than Belarus and is pretty much on its own.

Ukraine has 40+ million citizens, and many of them are taking up arms despite having never enlisted before. Some Ukrainian expatriates are actually returning to Ukraine to fight. Ukrainians are fighting for their freedom. On the Russian side, many know that the war is bullshit.

Russia has the ability to nuke all of Ukraine to a pile of radioactive ash or simply shell all the cities to rubble, but what will Russia have gained at that point? Russia of all countries hardly needs more territory. What Putin would like is Ukrainians to passively accept his rule, but it doesn’t look like that’s happening.
0 ups, 3y
Also, Putin wants Ukraine’s resources, like uranium for one, so he can’t just bomb it back to the Stone Age, they need the resources and the industry
0 ups, 3y
And the Ukrainian news is teaching people how to make Molotov cocktails, so all the Russian soldiers and terrified of rounding a corner, getting a Molotov to the face and burning to death. Nobody has burned to death in war for a long time. Flamethrowers and napalm have been illegal since around the end of Vietnam so no one has used flame based weaponry for about 50 years.
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tbh russia could just carpet bomb Chernobyl and get away with supposed nuclear warfare since no nukes was launched
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Yeah, Chernobyl is right on the border with Belarus though, so the latter is not gonna like that…

Come to think of it, the fact Ukraine is so close to Russia may keep Putin restrained from using nukes simply due to the risk of fallout. Unless he’s well and truly gone mad, which is frighteningly possible.
2 ups, 3y
could be the next hitler who actually went insane
1 up, 3y
I was going to make a reference, but the captions ruin it
1 up, 3y
And if the wind blew the other way, the entire European mainland would get the fallout, so more people would declare war on him.
1 up, 3y
u know it will make the radiation again?
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