Ouch

Me: the worst she can say is “no”
My friend’s girlfriend: goo goo ga ga

once i asked someone out 30 seconds before realizing that she was like 2 inches taller than me and i just ran

Better than her saying "I'm not interested in relationships" and then you see her two days later happy with some other guy who barely shared any interest with her.

Don't worry though. Modern feminist standards are impossible, and that's why more and more women are reaching their 30s feeling lonely and wondering why no man wants them.

There was a girl who said she just wanted to be friends with me because her parents didn’t allow her to be dating but then I hear her talking to her friends about how she has a boyfriend… she doesn’t even try to hide it from me

Typical

I do have a real girlfriend now though, she’s kissed me today

You're an inspiration to us all! Congratulations!

Thanks

What?

If this really happened to you, I am sorry for you
But otherwise the worst can say is I'm 9

Gotta be 13 to use this site bruh