Roast me

The letters on your shirt are more confusing than your family tree.

It's :"everything I know I learned on the streets"

cuz thats where your original parents left you

Acctualy I still know them but ok

even a desperate pedophile would look at you and say hell no.

I've gotten that before

damn

dayum

Your eyes are. so big I could hold groceries in ‘em

XD

It’s true tho

You see cookie monster’s eyes? His eyes are so confused since the person who owns the store said a human would wear the shirt and not a pig.

come on
tell me this isn't amazing

I. F**king. Love. This.

how high are you
it looks like i could drop a plane off your face and it wouldn't hit the ground for an hour

Lol

ew, if you wanna take a selfie, this is the WORST way to take it. The shadows are going crazy. Tilt your camera upwards and we might be saved from your weird neck. Or just tilt the camera to the ceiling so we don't have to see the monstrosity that is your face.

Ouch

i have to make a meme out of the expression on his face
it just screams superior

XDD

i would roast you but i would be offending pigs

I said roast ME. Not your mother.

This guys name is Tristan for sure

Actually it's edge

With that shirt, people will think you’re a cringey 9-year-old Roblox kid

OH WAIT

I'm actually 14

Is that how you look down at your victims?

Yes

You look like the kid who tortures kittens and burns ants with a magnifying glass, with a hint of I'll shoot the f**king school up at any moment and finish off yourself with a bullet to the head kinda guy

You look like if Bert was the quiet kid

Imma go shoot something

Your chin looks like the underside of a tummy tuck.

:)

you look as if you have been at the graveyard for so many funerals you'll never be happy again

Your head small

POV: you just sucked off a twelve year old for some weed and he's unsatisfied with you.

...wtf?

Your eyelids are so big, I could throw you off a plane without a parachute and you'd probably live.

Is that a giraffe?

Your mom is funny you know why?
She made a joke a long time ago and people are still laughing at it.
You are the sun in my life… now get 93 million miles away from me.
Whoever told you to be yourself, gave you a bad advice.
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it works.
Everyone is allowed to act stupid once, but you… you are abusing that privilege.
Beat that, piglet.

Ouch... That acctualy hurt... 😢

Also, I have another one.
Did you check the date on your crusty, dusty, musty brain? Because I think it expired!

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg thanks! i follow back.

I just followed you!