Roast me

The letters on your shirt are more confusing than your family tree.

It's :"everything I know I learned on the streets"

cuz thats where your original parents left you

Acctualy I still know them but ok

even a desperate pedophile would look at you and say hell no.

I've gotten that before

damn

dayum

come on
tell me this isn't amazing

I. F**king. Love. This.

i have to make a meme out of the expression on his face
it just screams superior

XDD

ew, if you wanna take a selfie, this is the WORST way to take it. The shadows are going crazy. Tilt your camera upwards and we might be saved from your weird neck. Or just tilt the camera to the ceiling so we don't have to see the monstrosity that is your face.

Ouch

Your eyes are. so big I could hold groceries in ‘em

XD

It’s true tho

You see cookie monster’s eyes? His eyes are so confused since the person who owns the store said a human would wear the shirt and not a pig.

how high are you
it looks like i could drop a plane off your face and it wouldn't hit the ground for an hour

Lol

This guys name is Tristan for sure

Actually it's edge

With that shirt, people will think you’re a cringey 9-year-old Roblox kid

OH WAIT

I'm actually 14

You look like if Bert was the quiet kid

Imma go shoot something

Is that how you look down at your victims?

Yes

You look like the kid who tortures kittens and burns ants with a magnifying glass, with a hint of I'll shoot the f**king school up at any moment and finish off yourself with a bullet to the head kinda guy

Your chin looks like the underside of a tummy tuck.

i would roast you but i would be offending pigs

I said roast ME. Not your mother.

Dude, this guy made Elmo up and walk right off his shirt, he so ugly.

I can't see it

Your head small

Your eyelids are so big, I could throw you off a plane without a parachute and you'd probably live.

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to your hairline and then I would jump down to you IQ...

Is that a giraffe?

Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

bruv you so stupid the teacher gave you an f before the test

fun fact: flip a disc (video game, cd, dvd) and you'll see an unwanted kid

you

I was going to give you a nasty look but I can see you already have one

you so ugly the doctor threw you out the window
thats what caused your ugly-ass chin

you look as if you have been at the graveyard for so many funerals you'll never be happy again

POV: you just sucked off a twelve year old for some weed and he's unsatisfied with you.

...wtf?