Surprised Pikachu

XD

make a chain of this image

Sorry bro. He already broke it anyways

it means the sweater did its job

If you say you hate haters

are you a hater?

did you know atoms never touch? so no officer I did not hit that child

our fingers have finger tips

but our toes don't have toe tips.

we can tip toe

but not tip finger ._.

LOL

Pain is a signal in your nervous system that something may be wrong

The person who painted the faces on the dollar bill was payed in their own work

I think.. I might just hafta call da popo..

cookie go get sum help

Cookie stop

Someone's head is gonna explode

dude.

ever realize that people cut down bird houses

to make more bird houses???

Cookie, my head has overheated enough, say one more thing and I'll shoot you in the head and then myself.

How can you replicate falling from high altitudes in a nightmare

if you've never fallen like that before????

*Shoots you*

dude.

if you drop soap on the floor,

its the floor clean?

or is the soap dirty?

Or is a prisoner about to shove his dick in your ass/pussy?

Yo.

Your youngest picture of you is also your oldest picture of you.

omg

People who wear glasses just got bad graphics

Okay I’ll stop

Thank god

Not

If humans are 70% water, are you 70% cannibal when you drink water?

no your not

you’re

That one can't be beat -.-

It just keeps going 0v0

Is orange named orange bc oranges are orange, or are oranges named orange because orange is orange?

ur gonna kill me

The fruit came first

I aint done xD
Why are teachers not expected to teach all subjects, but students are expected to study all subjects?

I ask myself the same thing.

There might be a person that went to bed right now and never woke up again.

Or so I thought..

your bones are wet and your teeth are warm

omfg

Oh it's not over :)

This one I've heard before and it had me rethinking everything I'd ever done

This is gonna go on for a while-

The amount of people older than you will never increase.

Bruh.

Others use your name more than you

If two minds readers are reading each other's minds, who's mind are they reading?

Holy shot ive never thought of that

All moms are bodybuilders

If you clean a vacuum cleaner, doesn't that make you the vacuum cleaner?

*takes gun out*

Wait.. lemme just.. breathe for a bit

I hate that question.