I am so drunk

Me when I was younger. At night grabbed a bag of chicken and poured choclate syurp on it

Lmao wow o-o

and that's how you go to jail kids

LETS GOOOOOOO
CRACK TIME

oh and btw i do not mean for you to use the F word next time i want you to use ANY word that fits right there (no, suck doesn't fit)

*replies 2 weeks later*

Oop

mind if i join?

whats with the toy story font

Me drinking root beer and pretending to get drunk:

Lmao same

Dang

Sussy

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with the drunken sailor? What will we do with the drunken sailor, Ear-ly in the mornin'

Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Early in the morning!

never gonna give you up
never gonna let you down

way hay lets kill idk
way hay lets kill idk
way hay lets kill idk
in imgflip comments!

lol rickroll

lmao

time to die idk

Shave his belly with the rusty razor, shave his belly with the rusty razor, shave his belly with a rusty razor. Ear-ly in the mornin'

Upvote for you. My pirate matey!!!

rootbeer is the way my man

yes it is

Never mind the alcohol, I drank enough germs where I should never get sick :-)

I poured coca cola into a coffee mug and called it cokacoffee

Agreed

That but the images are in reverse and without the word what

Are u vegetarian? Or vegan?

Ikr

At least you didn't mix it with coffee

i did...

Oh sh-

Oop

A m o g u s

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