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Ban the Bible: A Conservative Christian perspective

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201 views 14 upvotes Made by Slobama 3 years ago in politicsTOO
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3 ups, 3y
That dude on teh right looks like Trudeau. I swear it.

Also, they dont' read their own book.
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I could see that one coming... good example though.
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Uncomfortable teaching moments in a conservative Christian school. | HOW COULD ADAM AND EVE GET GRANDKIDS? WELL IT DON'T EXACTLY SAY, BUT LET'S USE OUR IMAGINATIONS. | image tagged in story time liberal,memes,uncomfortable teaching moments,god's plan,hmmm,incest | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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“Take some time and put the Bible on your summer reading list. Try and stick with it cover to cover. Not because it teaches history, we've shown you it doesn't. Read it because you'll see for yourself what the Bible is all about, it sure isn't great literature. If it were published as fiction, no reviewer would give it a passing grade. There are some vivid scenes and some quotable phrases, but there's no plot, no structure, there's a tremendous amount of filler and the characters are... painfully one-dimensional. Whatever you do, *don't* read the Bible for a moral code. It advocates prejudice, cruelty, superstition and murder. Read it because we need more atheists, and nothing will get you there faster than reading the damn Bible.”

— Penn Jillette
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